Starcrashers!

There's a whole bunch of guys in Outer Space

Who you should shoot with lasers

It's not cool to retroactively change your masterwork

It only encourages people to rebel against you

 

Two EMPIRES vie for control of the Galaxy 

It is left to the members of the REBELLION

To try and restore some sense of justice

But you already saw the movie etc., etc., have fun!

 

So anyway, it's time to buckle up, kids!

On my mark: EXPLOSIONS!

This is a fan-created work was written for the Savage Worlds role-playing system in 2012.